Then, it was the Economic Collapse which would have us leaping from our Ivory Tower windows.
Now, as foretold 5 years ago, live from Mexico, providing help and advice with a certain sanguine droll-ness, it must be the 5th Horseman of the Apocalypse (he who pummelled the other four into Moderated submission.

Is it a sign of a life well lived? An ISP well paid? A keyboard well used? An automated automaton of facts figures and autodidaction? Or a liberated result of the modern age, communication skills transmuted to electrons and photonic ephemera?
You, the user, may decide.
Congratulations nonetheless! And thanks.
Aldous Huxley never saw it coming.